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[30 Jul 2007|05:36pm]
Dearest friends,

How quickly time passes.  I find it quite unbelievable that this diary's previous entry is dated over one year ago.

I've neglected my writing far too long.

However, circumstances are such that I shall be kept closer to home for the foreseeable future, and it is my intention to avail myself of my relaxed schedule and make a concerted effort to write more regularly.

I hope the past year has treated each of you kindly, 
Mr. Wonka
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[02 May 2006|01:20am]
Dearest friends,

My goodness, but it has been such a trying day at the Factory!

You see, thanks to the many wonderful people around the world who buy Wonka candies and allow my business to thrive and grow and me to continue doing what it is I was born to do, it has come time once again to expand and renovate the Factory so as to meet the increasing demands for more magical, delicious product.

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As you can imagine, the mess and chaos is terrible! The noise and the disruption of daily routine is most upsetting to the OompaLoompas, poor sweet fellows.

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But when all is finished, and the workmen are gone and the Factory resumes production at even greater capacity than ever before -- oh, what wonderous new rooms there will be, and what fantastic new candies can be made! I am most excited!

Allow me to name for you a few of the amazing rooms currently under construction:

Technicolor creamery
Shacka-Lacka room
Figs and wigs room
Fudge fallout shower
Wonkadelic room

And the candy! Oh, the candy, my dear friends, the marvelous, delectable candy! How candymaking still thrills me, even after all these years and at my advanced age (I am actually much older than I look)!

Now - perhaps I shouldn't, but I will also tell you, in confidence, some of the new scrumptious confections I will soon bring to you:

Bouncable muffins
Icky French kisses
Marshmallow kittens
Lickable zippers

You must, however, solemnly swear to keep this information to yourselves, and not share it with another living soul - especially not with any of those despicable spies who every day try to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic candy making cads!

During this period of disarray at the Factory, I will be leaving operations in the capable hands of Charlie and embarking on a short journey to a few exotic locations to which I have been meaning to travel for some time.

Perhaps I shall pass through your town...

Kindest regards,
Mr. Willy Wonka
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[30 Apr 2006|10:00pm]
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this journal, from Mr. Willy Wonka!

At the urging of both my dear Charlie and my beloved OompaLoompas, I have created this online diary so that those back at the Factory can stay abreast of my adventures while I am away on my travels, and so my many wonderful friends across this wide, wide world may better keep in touch with me.

I shall pen a proper entry soon.

But for the moment, good people, I must say farewell. Adieu, adieu...parting is such sweet sorrow.

Kindest regards,
Mr. Willy Wonka
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